Alright, what did you think of 2025 in your family? Could it be described as truly wonderful as you pretended on Facebook? Packed with A-grades for the kids and riotous dress-up birthday parties for the grownups? Maybe it felt like a sea of disappointment with only rare enjoyable highlights? And was any of it authentic, or is everyone now digitally altered AI slop beings with perfect teeth?
I've assembled everyone together, whether they wanted to or not, to discuss the crucial thing in a calendar year: which releases we played the most. So here goes:
Just Dance 2024
"Why can't you pick just one?"
"You can't expect my definitive list."
Meanwhile, on mobile, she's invested time in Cityscapes and "attempting to locate adequate healthcare."
"In the game?"
"In the actual world."
Overwatch
"I refuse to play games on my phone." He was offended that the question was posed. I respect that.
Resident Evil Biohazard
Her goal is to get into drama school, but when she took a break from vocals, she was playing Resident Evil. She also spoke at length in great detail about her successes on The Sims, where her character has a successful utopia with infinitely better healthcare than her big sister has in real life.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She started the year at sixty percent completion and finished the year at eighty-two percent. It's a long haul not a sprint for her. Her phone game: something called Woodle, where you have to remove pins.
Minecraft
Whenever I see my adult son playing Minecraft, I rib him like a cross between a persistent critic. When he objects, I reply that I am engaging in this to build character so he can mature and play games for mature audiences. It’s a very Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
It wasn't even close for this one. She is unstoppable. More impressive than I was at classic rhythm games in my prime.
Marvel Snap
Nothing came close to the hours I spent on this insanely well-crafted deck building wizard’s poker, with its ever-changing range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The downside about games that constantly evolve their range is you have a moment of clarity and see it is all just an attempt to suck you into fomo-fuelled microtransactions. So love turned to hate halfway through the year and it was deleted.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Glorious reinvention of a classic franchise. Captivating atmosphere from the start. I wish I could dispatch my demons so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I'm unwilling to rush this stunning, original game and I just lacked the time or headspace to give it what it needed earlier this year. With relatives staying over the festive period, I plan to dive into this in the early morning after family time.
Balatro
I'm aware Balatro was last year's surprise hit, but I was late to it. And it is exceptional. It just gets every single thing right. Its gameplay loop is a wonderful concept, but the effects behind the different special cards are so imaginative it has become a game I could play at any hour. Throw in the cleverness of the card design, and this is an absolute high-water mark of gaming. I fantasize about being stuck in a broken-down lift for hours just so I have nothing to do but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I received a bit of backlash when I critiqued how a specific bug in another game soured the experience for me, but that other title is still a colossal gaming achievement in terms of overall polish – which I appreciated even more after slogging through Outer Worlds 2. So my appreciation goes out to the individual who took the time to write in to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "bitter, confused resentment". I mention that in the exact way, because I acknowledge the engagement, and she is obviously an astute judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Sure. Give me a punishingly tough non-linear thing and don’t tell me guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "look around". How delightful. I understand that it is beautiful and is flawless if you are into challenging games, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I am less interested in in my adulthood. I was around back when most games were like this, and my patience is gone. It was acceptable when I was a kid, but so was many outdated things.
Close call between business deals that raised eyebrows, and premium pricing. Both difficult to justify and repugnant.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all sound good names bellowed from the back door at bedtime.
Right Thumb Joint. Honestly. I don’t know if it’s because of button mashing or doomscrolling, but it aches like the mines of sulphur in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs looked after back in the past.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to wait patiently until the heat death of the universe.
The Witcher 4.
Lena is a tech journalist with over a decade of experience covering consumer electronics and emerging technologies.