Perhaps audiences aren’t clamoring for a new version of Dracula from Luc Besson, the celebrated French director for polished extravagance. And yet, it’s worth noting: his lavishly upholstered vampire romance displays creativity and style – and with its B-movie charm, I might just favor over Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. Odd details emerge, like a particular moment that looks like it presents a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a clever but beleaguered man of the church pursuing the undead – I can’t believe he hasn’t played this role before – who finds himself in Paris in 1889 to mark the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the evil Count Dracula, brought to life by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones with a mangled central European accent similar to Steve Carell’s Gru in the Despicable Me films. It’s a role that he too was born to take on.
Here’s the premise: the count has wandered endlessly the earth in sorrow for hundreds of years since he became undead, a consequence for his irreligious grief following the loss of his wife, Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, Rosanna Arquette’s child). Dracula has looked tirelessly for a female who could be the reincarnation of his deceased partner. By cruel fate, the chosen woman turns out to be Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the demure fiancee of Dracula’s feeble property handler, Jonathan Harker (enacted by Ewens Abid), who lately visited to Dracula’s fortress to review his land assets and the tiny painting of the lovely Mina caught the count’s hooded eye.
Besson arranges Dracula’s flashback sequence of global roaming wearing flamboyant outfits skillfully, and he is not above providing some comedy moments in the style of Mel Brooks – for example the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to end his own life post-Elisabeta’s demise, along with farcical scenes that result after Dracula sprays himself with a specific fragrance in 18th-century Florence, which makes him compelling to the opposite sex. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula is available digitally beginning on the first of December and on DVD and Blu-ray starting the twenty-second of December. It plays in Australian cinemas starting February 5, 2026.
Lena is a tech journalist with over a decade of experience covering consumer electronics and emerging technologies.